[Uwh-announce] Rule of the Week-Easter Bunny Rules

[Sinclair, Angus (DEDTA)]

Ahhh yes,
And you all thought I'd forgotten about this. Well, I haven't. So, here we are, trying to mow down teeny wincy cars with Shiploads rabbit ears, trying not to chunder after gorging on chocolate from the same vendor. So what are the not so approved B(unny) Section rules for this week? I'm glad you asked:


1.       Any sushi supplied by Scott must incorporate a hot cross bun pattern made out of wasabi, and it must be at least 5mm thick

2.       Lefties get a waiver on any and all fouls (as there won't be any, we play fairly ALL the time)

3.       Free easter egg to the first person who successfully plays a stint wearing rabbit ears. I'll need guild refs to confirm that it happened, and that there are no sharp edges

4.       No, you cannot legally flick at any player wearing rabbit ears. It ain 't a shooting gallery.

5.       Any player caught using consumed Sushi rolls as a propulsion system (See rule 1) will be immediately shipped over to assist with running the spa.

6.       Any player wearing rabbit ears is immediately treated as a leftie (see rule 2)

OK, that's about it. Anybody who is travelling this Easter, travel safe.

As per usual,

Regardless of what you think of the call, it's what it is. Live with it, and move on.

See you all poolside!

Angus Sinclair
Chief Referee, Tasmania Underwater Hockey

P 03 6237 6401 | F 03 6233 5800
M 0427 501 890
email: angus.sinclair at development.tas.gov.au<mailto:angus.sinclair at development.tas.gov.au>



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